HandyWoman
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 Posted: Fri Dec 28, 2007 10:28 am Post subject: Funny Christmas Quotes |
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What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.
Anonymous
Christmas is a time when everybody wants his past forgotten and his present remembered. What I don't like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day.
Phyllis Diller
The Supreme Court has ruled that they cannot have a nativity scene in Washington, D.C. This wasn't for any religious reasons. They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.
Jay Leno
Why is Christmas just like a day at the office? You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit.
Anonymous
Christmas is a race to see which gives out first - your money or your feet.
Anonymous
I once bought my kids a set of batteries for Christmas with a note on it saying, toys not included.
Bernard Manning
Anyone who believes that men are the equal of women has never seen a man trying to wrap a Christmas present.
Anonymous
There's nothing sadder in this world than to awake Christmas morning and not be a child.
Erma Bombeck |
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